Saturday, December 27, 2014

15 Things You Need To Know About The Bro Code.

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It’s mysterious, confusing and sometimes pointblank ridiculous: The Bro Code. But only men can understand the importance of bromance in our lives. Unquestionably we love women. But when it comes to friendships nobody can understand a man better than his guy-friends, which is why every guy out there needs to know the bro-code back to front. The Bro-Code is the book of certain unspoken rules of a man’s friendship with another one that we all must agree to stand by. Check out the 15 Things You Need To Know About The Bro Code.

1.  A bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

2. If his girlfriend asks you about where he is, you know nothing – nothing at all. Keep his whereabouts to yourself, hang up and warn him.

3. When a Bro is with his Bros, he is not a vegetarian.

4. Celebrate your bromance. If anybody, particularly a girl looks down upon it, shoot her. They’re just jealous because they’ll never know what being a part of a bro code means.  HIGH FIVE

5. When in a public restroom, a Bro stares straight ahead while using the urinal

6. You just cannot get involved with your bro’s mother or sister. It is one of the biggest violations of the bro code. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, "Dude your sister is hot!”

7. A Bro never wears pink. Just don't... OKAY...

8. If two Bros get into a heated argument over something and one says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to take it back or apologize. That's inhuman.

9. A real Bro doesn't laugh when a guy gets hit in the nuts... ouch!!!

10. A wingman is never supposed to put his bro down in front of the girl. If the wingman makes the man look bad in front of the girl, other bros are totally permitted to kick him up later.

11. A bro shall never describe his sexual encounter in open detail to any of his bros. This might lead to them imaging him naked which is prohibited by the bro code.

12. A bro shall never let another bro get his girlfriend’s name tattooed. Enough said.

13. .In a scenario where two or more Bros are watching entertainment of the adult variety (Porn duh!), one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity. This may include but is not limited to: the high five, the fist bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.

14. If your bro is broke, the bro code demands you to treat him. In no case shall he be left hungry, or homeless.

15. Never hit a bro in the nuts, not even in a fight to death. The bro code condemns such acts.

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