Tuesday, January 6, 2015
13 Unreasonable things Indians do just for the sake of it
13 Things Indians do just for the sake of it! We might not
be as advanced as the Japanese, as punctilious as the Chinese, as open minded
as the Americans or as elegant as the French, but we are one thing for sure:
UNIQUE. Advancement can be adapt, open mindedness can be learnt and class can
come after a lot of preparing. But uniqueness? Nope. There are things only
Indians do and sometimes (mostly) they don't even know why they're doing it.
It's something that just comes naturally. So let's have a look at the
ridiculous things we Indians do because, why not?
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1). Honking persistently in traffic jams.
We don't really honk at anyone in particular but just like
honking. Kitna Traffic hai yaar.
2). Crossing train tracks
People
cross railway tracks to change platforms instead of using the over bridge or
the subway. Why do they do that? Because they didn't choose the thug life, the
thug life chose them.
3). Jump red lights
Jump a
traffic signal because everyone else is doing it! It all goes back to our
childhood pleas to our mothers, something on the lines of: "Raju ki Mummy
usse raat tak cricket khelne deti hai, mujhe bhi khelnaaa hai mummyyyy".
4). Pressing the elevator button
when someone has already done it.
It’s
actually a theory in the mind of Indians. The more number of times you push the
buttons, the faster you reach. Or so we think.
5). The habit of standing up as
soon as the plane comes to a stop.
See,
everyone knows that Virar Fast cruel, it's cruel to us all. It has turned us
into monkeys who have to start jumping when a stop comes, but this is a plane
you guys! It won't take off till we're all out. The plane hates you, the pilots
hate you, the cabin crew hates you, EVERYONE hates you.
6). Going under the crossing
gates and waiting for the train to pass.
Khatron
ke khilaadi. But, without Rohit Shetty and money.
7). Jumping the queue
If we
don't jump or attempt to jump the queue, are we even Indian? Does our life even
have a purpose.
8). Refuse to accept a torn or
worn out currency note
It's
not a currency not you guys, it's SATAN.
9). Non vegetarians not eating
meat on certain days
Sorry,
it wasn't the currency note that was Satanic, it is the MEAT!!!!!
10). Throwing away things
anywhere but in dustbins
Hey, 5
points if it goes in the dustbin! 10 points if it doesn't!! Yay! We're such
winners. #SoMuchWin #SoMuchSwag.
11). Pissing like the whole
country is a public toilet.
Learn
something from the ladies, hold the damn thing till you reach a bathroom for
the God!
12). Get married at the 'right' age. Just because the 'society'
says so!
More
like get married or die tryin' am I rite ladies???
13). One smart-ass starts it and
everyone follows
"If
I say we harrow girls in the club, we harrow girls in the club right?"
"YES" "If I say let's barge into movie theaters and protest, we
do that right?" "YESSSSSS" "If I say Singh, you say King,
Singh is King, Singh is King" ....
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