Monday, January 19, 2015
10 Awfully Senseless Questions That You Answer Everyday
If foolishness was a religion, it would be the biggest of all.
And for some reason I am not even sure if it’s absolute stupidity or them being
just a plain retard.
These questions have
started to blow my brains. Something to which I can’t help but reply
sarcastically and to my sheer disappointment, it goes in vain too. Here are
“some” stupid things people say even when they pretty much know the answer:Cover Image Source
1. When you enter a place — “Array, tum aa gaye?”
What? No, I am still
on the way
2. In a movie theater — “Hey, what are you doing here?”
Hehe, just checking
how the floor looks
3. Calls you at 3:30 in the morning — “Oh, are you
sleeping?”
No, I was
playing Jumaji.
4. When you receive a package that you ordered online — “Oh,
online order kiya?”
Nahi bhai, yeh toh
PK ne bheja hain, dusre planet se.
5. Looking at your wallpaper — “Oh, so you like this guy?”
No, I hate him.
Which is why I have him as my wallpaper.
6. When you listen to an English song — “Oh you follow /listen
to this band?”
Ummm? No, I thought
it was honey singh.
7. When you are going outside, your neighbors be like — “Oh,
kahi ja rahe ho?”
Nahi Bhai, mai toh
aaj ka weather check kar raha tha.
8. When your distant uncle sees you while studying — “Acha,
Padhai chal rahi hain !!”
Nahi Nahi, shopping
kar raha hu.
9. When people catch you at some sale — “Acha, toh shopping
karne aye ho”
Nahi, movie dekhne
aya hu.
10. If by chance you go to a temple, then your relatives be like
— “Tum pooja bhi karte ho?”
Nahi bhagwan ka haal
puchne aya hu . . . :O
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